Ever wonder what the adult version of bumper cars are? Hovercrafts! Then again, calling us adults is a bit far fetched...
Snow is a particular pleasant sight except when in Alterra. Planned on making snow angels and having snowball fights? Disappointing.
Did you know that Njord can take showers wherever he wants? Fighting against the Aesir? No problem, rinse the blood off and get back in the action!
Yeah, that’s it. That was us breaking the fourth wall.
This message is brought to you by Huginn and Muninn. Croak.
Legend Has It that a contorted creature lurks in a page not found.
Which of the Norse Gods suffered most from hair loss? Here’s a clue. They called him the ‘shining god’. (Answer is Baldr)
The Mercenary is a quiet individual. What? Were you hoping for more? Quiet people are mysteries!
In need to contact us? Be sure to check the footer of our website! Whether it’s Huginn or Muninn delivering your message, it will be dealt with! Croak.
What does a Norse God do when they do not want to attract any attention? They stay low-key.
Ever get sick and tired of reading these prompts? With the help of artificial intelligence, anything is possible! We will continue to create these prompts at the expense of your sanity! <3
This godforsaken website isn’t working again. THOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR!
What happens when the Thunder God finishes an intense workout? He gets Thor!
Under no circumstance shall you ever need my ravens to run a faster website! – A gentle voice.


the AI